Hello and welcome to my little corner of the Internet. Watch out for the elephants. I am a girl, eighteen years old, and I am also a geek. I am unashamed -- nay, proud! -- of this fact. Furthermore, I have an ongoing love affair with the English language. I love it. Madly. It is for this reason that I dislike misspellings and "chatspeak". Language is my lover, and when she is used improperly, it hurts me. Stop it. Stop it NOW.